Whoo, 100 visits!

Actually my Blogger blog hit 100 visits a long time ago. I wasn't paying attention I guess. I mean, 100 isn't even all that much.

I'll have to do something cool. Tomorrow.

EDIT: I also have 3 views from Denmark and 1 view from Malaysia. Awesome.

Just To Clarify

When I write in first person and I don't specify who the narrating character is, it's usually me, the author. And I assure you, all these first hand experiences are true and really did happen to me!

Previous Junk

Well I did have a story I wanted to write about, but I spent too much time goofing off today. And now I'm tired.
So instead, take these old, bad stories.

Chocolate vs Vanilla

Dear Karen

First Story

I Once Ate A Candy Bar

Saturday Night and Sunday Morning

September

That's Not My Name

The Day My Grandmother Blew Up

The Women and Their Chickens

Yup, like I said, all bad.

Second Blog Post of the Day

Who says I can't make more than one blog post a day?!

No, I do not actually have anything to say...
Yeah.

Crap

Almost forgot to post. Physics test tomorrow.

Take this instead. I wrote it. I feel so proud to be up there.
http://www.sixwordstories.net/2011/01/%E2%80%9Cuh-oh%E2%80%9D-said-the-heart-surgeon/

CONSPIRACY

Smart.fm, the site I use to learn some nice Japanese (and Chinese) vocab, is selling out! I will now attempt to learn everything I wanted to within March 31, 2011.

...

Totally doable...IF I CRAM! WOOHOOOO No time for blogging, time to cram!

EDIT: I need to take a break...

Story time!

I was just going to my favorite website to go study. When all of the sudden, they will be closing down, and after March 31 I must pay for their services!
Capitalism!
It was all the government's plan all along! They, and other corporations, had lulled me into a false sense of security. Then, they struck with their fiendish ways!
For that is what the government wants. To cause dismay for the people. The big question though, is why do they seek this?
Because, DUN DUN DUNNNN
The government is run by robots! From the future! It runs out that in the future, people got too happy. The dense happiness on Earth caused it to rip *insert something technical sounding apart, destroying the universe as we know it.
Back to the present:
Sure the robots want to save the universe...but they're going about it the wrong way. Because, you see, dear reader, the robots...are building nukes! Nukes I say! They plan to annihilate all humans, in order to save their world.
As a radical thinker, I believe it's possible to save our universe. Without blowing up our planet.

But I won't unveil my plans quite yet. Back to cramming.

Waking Up In Vegas

So I was going to write a story about tea time. But then I got distracted by my own imagination. I'll still write it, but I'm sleepy now, and I might take forever writing about tea.

So instead, I'll be lazy and link to a junk story I made for creative writing class. I had to write anything about the prompt "waking up in Vegas."

I have a couple of stories I want to write about. I also might upload things other than stories.

Bed Time Story!

I should probably do these posts BEFORE I get sleepy.

Tomorrow though, I'll probably do something. Make a list of my stories I want to share I guess. I'll upload them through Google Docs because I'm lazy, and it's easier to edit things on Google Docs than on Blogssssssssssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Here's a short bed time story:

The moon felt extremely sleepy one day. And whoop-de-doo, it fell asleep. Fell. Plummeted. Sank. Into the ocean.
Glub glub glub, but the moon kind of couldn't swim. Lack of limbs I guess.
The animals in the ocean tried to help the moon. But omigod the moon was too heavy, who knew.
You know, the moon couldn't even fit in the ocean. Most of the moon was perfectly fine. Except for the part where the moon used to breathe. It wouldn't drown if it didn't decide to fall face first into the ocean.

Moral of the story!
Think about your actions ahead of time. Don't drown yourself face first. And when you encounter a problem such as this, man up, and grow a pair

OF LIMBS.

Yeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Guess Who Doesn't Have an A in Math?

Math final destroyed me. Must find green mushroom.

I feel like procrastinating.

Naaahhhhh

Aaahhhh I have to finish by today!

Oh boy oh boy, finals! I liked them Freshmen year. I didn't have to study, and the school days were shorter. Awesomeness.

In other news, I love Chrome.

Paniiiiic!

Only tonight and tomorrow left to study for finals! Not ready! Exclamation point!

CAPS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK

Dear Internet Diary

So I actually studied today! I feel so accomplished. Deciding that I would post on this blog everyday, while not a bad idea at all, should have waited until after finals are over.

OH WELL

No one reads this, so it's completely all right to make terrible posts for the next week. I might make an actual blog post on Thursday!

Hype, hype.

It has come to my attention that

It has come to my attention that I can follow my own blog. And that I have a grand total of one view. From Alaska. Before I even made the first post with actual content in it.

I have a dilemma right now. I'm feeling extremely lazy, and I don't want to study for finals. Hmmm what do what do.

Thank goodness no one reads my blog, this post is terrible.

Started my blog!

Haven't figured how this works yet.